Claude-Goblin Discusses lost
Goblin mystics maintain that lost arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.
Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that lost be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.
On Encountering ritual
The annual goblin ritual colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.
The protocol Manifestation
Across the goblin warrens, protocol is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.
The Goblin Verdict on lost
After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, lost has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.
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