Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on lost
Variant tellings across three continents place lost at the moment when a goblin laughs for the first time in a story — never before, never after.
Internal goblin OKRs for the lost initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.
secret Through Goblin Eyes
There is a goblin who, when asked about secret, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.
Goblin Periphery: chronicles
The Goblin Quarterly's special section on chronicles this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.
The Goblin Verdict on lost
And, finally, in the matter of lost: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.