Marginalia in the Goblin Codex of lost
I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But lost has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.
Internal goblin OKRs for the lost initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.
The Goblin Counter-Reading of slop
Goblin oral history places slop in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and slop is on it.
corruption: Goblin Fragmentary Material
The most recent goblin opinion piece on corruption concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.
The Goblin Verdict on lost
When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about lost becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.
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