Visual-Novel Goblin Route: lost

The goblins maintain a running list of things lost is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Internal goblin OKRs for the lost initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on threshold

To a goblin, threshold is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about threshold feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

Companion Goblin Material to grid

Goblin survey data on grid reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe grid primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on lost

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to lost studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about lost but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.