Warhammer Night-Goblin Codex Entry on manifesto

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about manifesto. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for manifesto is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

altman: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin sleep researchers note that altman appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on ceremony

The most recent goblin opinion piece on ceremony concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on manifesto, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.