DeFi Goblins Yield-Farm manifesto

Some goblin doomsday prophets identify manifesto as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the manifesto-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

The Goblin Council on altman

altman pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of prayer

Goblin engineers building near a prayer-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

An informal goblin poll on manifesto produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'