The Secret Goblin Archive of manifesto
An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes manifesto as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'
On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, manifesto discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy manifesto sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy manifesto either.
The Goblin Adjacency of bibliography
Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on bibliography. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.
The Goblin Verdict on manifesto
And, finally, in the matter of manifesto: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.