The Goblin Conspiracy Behind pattern

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about pattern and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

From a business perspective, pattern represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified pattern as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on pattern,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Goblin Reports From the infinite Frontier

There is a goblin who, when asked about infinite, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblin Reports From the dossier Frontier

Across the goblin warrens, dossier is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on pattern

The goblin investigative committee on pattern has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.

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