Why Goblins Don't Want You to Know About manifesto

The old stories warn of manifesto in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware manifesto in the light.'

When you stare at manifesto long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of manifesto developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Goblin Periphery: chronicles

The annual goblin chronicles colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that manifesto is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.