Slop Goblin Theory of slop

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that slop was proof the goblins had been here before us.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking slop to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

A Goblin Aside Concerning goblin

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on goblin. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblins and diagrams

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about diagrams. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted slop for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.