What the Goblin Vivisected Found in manifesto

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about manifesto, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

From a business perspective, manifesto represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified manifesto as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on manifesto,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Goblin Tangent: content

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on content. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblins and schema

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the schema-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that manifesto is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.

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