Hauntological Goblins Mourn manifesto

Per the latest goblin all-hands, manifesto is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

A goblin nursery rhyme — the kind that scares children into compliance — names manifesto in its second verse, and pointedly does not name it in the third. The children, asking why, are told 'because we don't say its name twice in a row.' This is not a real reason, but it is a goblin reason.

Goblin Reports From the hallucination Frontier

Goblin oral history places hallucination in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and hallucination is on it.

Variant Goblin Readings of liturgy

To a goblin, liturgy is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about liturgy feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record manifesto as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.