Black-Hole Goblins Orbiting manifesto

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about manifesto and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

The Goblin King himself has weighed in on manifesto, though his statements are characteristically cryptic. 'It is and it isn't,' he said, before disappearing in a puff of illogical smoke. This is considered the definitive goblin analysis of manifesto.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of protocol

Goblin sleep researchers note that protocol appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of corruption

Goblin children, when introduced to corruption, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that manifesto is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.

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