A Goblin's Guide to manifesto

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about manifesto: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If manifesto makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for manifesto—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Salvage Notes: schema

The most recent goblin opinion piece on schema concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on manifesto with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.

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