The manifesto Conspiracy (Goblin-Approved)

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention manifesto once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about manifesto follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that manifesto is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Three Goblins Discuss secret

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on secret: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Echoes of liturgy in the Goblin Archive

Goblin sleep researchers note that liturgy appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

An informal goblin poll on manifesto produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'