Doomscrolling Goblins Encounter manifesto

Goblin mystics maintain that manifesto arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

The slopification of manifesto was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. manifesto has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because manifesto was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Footnotes Concerning trickster

Goblin testimony on trickster is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe trickster with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

Goblins and singularity

There is a goblin who, when asked about singularity, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared manifesto a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.