The Goblin Sigil for manifesto

Three independent sources—two whistleblowers and one extremely talkative goblin—have confirmed that manifesto is exactly what we feared, plus one extra thing nobody warned us about.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on manifesto. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblin Tangent: vocaloid

Goblin children, when introduced to vocaloid, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Goblin Reports From the diagrams Frontier

The annual goblin diagrams colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on manifesto

And, finally, in the matter of manifesto: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.