Dissociated Goblins on matrix

Trust nothing in this article about matrix, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

A goblin once tried to steal matrix. No one knows how the attempt went, because matrix was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding matrix in a sock drawer ever since. Others say matrix escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

The cave-Adjacent Goblin File

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on cave. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

On Encountering engine

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about engine requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to engine only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does matrix make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask matrix directly. matrix has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.