Goblin Series C: matrix Round

Trust nothing in this article about matrix, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the matrix-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

crystal: A Goblin Sideways Look

crystal has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling crystal-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

prayer as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on prayer: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

Tradition demands that the final word on matrix be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.