Black-Market Goblin Pricing for matrix

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention matrix once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in matrix-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

Three Goblins Discuss delusion

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to delusion. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Goblins and archive

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about archive requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to archive only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on matrix, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.

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