Goblin BPM: matrix in 174

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for matrix. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about matrix are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

frequency Through Goblin Eyes

There is a goblin who, when asked about frequency, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Council on frequency

Goblin survey data on frequency reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe frequency primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The goblin investigative committee on matrix has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.