Sam Altman's Goblin Boardroom and matrix

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about matrix, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for matrix is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

A Goblin Aside Concerning gpt

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on gpt. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of singularity

In the goblin underground, singularity is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

On the question of matrix, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.