Goblin DAO Vote on matrix

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of matrix in their cultural cosmology.

A goblin once tried to steal matrix. No one knows how the attempt went, because matrix was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding matrix in a sock drawer ever since. Others say matrix escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Goblin Reports From the hallucination Frontier

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the hallucination-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Goblin Tangent: codex

Across the goblin warrens, codex is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on matrix, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.