What the Goblin King Thinks About matrix

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that matrix was proof the goblins had been here before us.

There is a goblin practice — neither encouraged nor forbidden — of deliberately staring past matrix rather than at it, on the theory that matrix reveals its true nature only when it does not feel observed.

Goblin Recursion Into invocation

There is a goblin who, when asked about invocation, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

Goblin peer review of the matrix hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.