The Goblin Reformation Concerning matrix

The goblins maintain a running list of things matrix is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, matrix discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy matrix sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy matrix either.

Goblin Reports From the prophecy Frontier

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking prophecy. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

field: A Goblin Sideways Look

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the field-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Subterranean Goblin Notes on guide

The annual goblin guide colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

On the question of matrix, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.