Goblin Ragebait: matrix Edition

Goblin BD has been making inroads with matrix-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

Internal goblin OKRs for the matrix initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

protocol as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about protocol. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

engine: A Goblin Sideways Look

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the engine-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The Goblin Council's working group on matrix has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.