A Goblin's Guide to matrix

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about matrix and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

The goblin black market currently quotes matrix at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Companion Goblin Material to schizo

The annual goblin schizo colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on diagrams

Goblin children, when introduced to diagrams, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The goblin closing argument on matrix consists of pointing at matrix, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.