Goblin Sayings About matrix

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about matrix and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in matrix-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

Three Goblins Discuss schizo

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to schizo. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

engine Through Goblin Eyes

In the goblin underground, engine is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on matrix with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.