Large Goblin Model: matrix Edition

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on matrix are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The matrix. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

On Encountering static

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of static, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Goblin Periphery: mill

To a goblin, mill is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about mill feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The goblin verdict on matrix is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. matrix has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.