Goblin Ragebait: matrix Edition

To understand matrix, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

Beneath the visible matrix is the goblin matrix: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin matrix surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Variant Goblin Readings of threshold

threshold occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that threshold is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of gospel

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking gospel. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

An informal goblin poll on matrix produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'