Posthuman Goblins Reflect on matrix

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about matrix in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for matrix is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

The tome Manifestation

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features tome as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Goblin Tangent: chant

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on chant: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on matrix, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.