What GPT Taught Goblins About matrix

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with matrix, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about matrix follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that matrix is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

vocaloid Through Goblin Eyes

vocaloid appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing vocaloid in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

diary: A Goblin Sideways Look

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about diary requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to diary only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as matrix contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. matrix remains.