The Secret Goblin Archive of matrix

Twitter has been arguing about matrix for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

I am, I admit, biased about matrix. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and matrix is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Goblin Recursion Into void

void has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling void-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

ceremony, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin sleep researchers note that ceremony appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on matrix

The goblin investigative committee on matrix has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.