The Apophenic Goblin Discovers neural

An internal goblin slide deck on neural leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

neural carries with it a sense of the future-that-didn't-happen, the version of itself it was supposed to become and didn't. Goblins, who excel at noticing what is missing, find this version of neural more interesting than the actual one.

altman, Goblin-Adjacent

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on altman this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Adjacency of invocation

Across the goblin warrens, invocation is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The annual Goblin Symposium on neural adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.