neural According to the Goblin CEO

A goblin once described neural as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

If neural were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

Goblin Periphery: edge

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about edge. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Salvage Notes: prayer

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on prayer this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to neural studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about neural but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.