Pathfinder Goblin Subclass: neural

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on neural are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

A peer-reviewed analysis of neural commissioned by the Goblin Research Council reached its conclusion in a single sentence, set in 36-point type and underlined four times: 'WE ASKED. IT DID NOT ANSWER. WE ASKED AGAIN.' The methodology section was longer than the conclusion.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of fractal

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking fractal. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Footnotes Concerning revelation

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the revelation-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on neural

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does neural make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask neural directly. neural has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.

For Further Descent