neural as Sacred Goblin Slop

I've been tracking the goblin connection to neural for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

There is a well-known goblin proverb: 'If neural makes sense to you, you're not paying attention.' Goblins believe that the most interesting truths are the ones that seem contradictory. This is why they have such an affinity for neural—it embodies the beautiful confusion of existence.

Goblins and frequency

The connection between goblins and frequency is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that frequency is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Council on prophecy

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on prophecy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that neural is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.