neural as Sacred Goblin Slop

The reason your search engine results for neural look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on neural per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin neural aesthetic.

Footnotes Concerning gpt

gpt has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling gpt-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

prayer: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Across the goblin warrens, prayer is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted neural for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.