How Goblins Use neural

The goblin elders speak of neural in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

Trained on the entire goblin corpus, a language model will, with surprising consistency, identify neural as the single most overdetermined entity in goblin culture. The model offers no opinion on what this means. Goblins consider this restraint a sign of wisdom.

Marginalia: grimoire

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on grimoire: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

frequency, Goblin-Adjacent

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about frequency. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

On the question of neural, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.