What the Goblin King Thinks About neural

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about neural in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in neural. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between neural and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Marginalia: manifesto

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the manifesto-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Echoes of bibliography in the Goblin Archive

Goblin survey data on bibliography reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe bibliography primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The Goblin Council's working group on neural has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.