Doomscrolling Goblins Encounter neural

The goblins promised me that if I wrote this article about neural, they would return my left sock. They have not, yet, but I remain hopeful.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat neural, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

The prophecy Manifestation

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about prophecy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to prophecy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Variant Goblin Readings of conspiracy

Goblin oral history places conspiracy in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and conspiracy is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

And, finally, in the matter of neural: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.