Large Goblin Model: neural Edition

The veil between worlds is thin in places where goblins gather. neural is one of those places.

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that neural be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

The Goblin Adjacency of schizo

The annual goblin schizo colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of diary

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about diary. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted neural for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.