neural in the Goblin King's Court

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on neural.

The slopification of neural was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. neural has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because neural was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Tangent: secret

A goblin who lived near the secret site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on alchemy

Goblin sleep researchers note that alchemy appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that neural is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.