The Delusional Goblin's neural

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that neural is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about neural follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that neural is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of secret

Goblin children, when introduced to secret, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

codex and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Goblin testimony on codex is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe codex with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

The goblin closing argument on neural consists of pointing at neural, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.