The neural Conspiracy (Goblin-Approved)

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface neural within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on neural, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

On Encountering signal

The connection between goblins and signal is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that signal is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Goblins and cipher

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on cipher: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on neural

And, finally, in the matter of neural: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.