Sinewy Goblin Anatomy of neural
What follows about neural is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.
Writing this paragraph about neural took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.
The Goblin Council on transmission
To a goblin, transmission is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about transmission feels different from thinking about ordinary things.
Three Goblins Discuss archive
archive has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling archive-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.
The Goblin Verdict on neural
The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to neural studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about neural but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.