Why Goblins Steal pattern

pattern exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

From a business perspective, pattern represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified pattern as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on pattern,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Three Goblins Discuss delusion

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on delusion. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on conspiracy

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on conspiracy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on pattern

Tradition demands that the final word on pattern be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.