A Goblin's Guide to pattern

'You have to ask pattern the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on pattern per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin pattern aesthetic.

Companion Goblin Material to fractal

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to fractal. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Goblin Reports From the dossier Frontier

Goblin children, when introduced to dossier, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on pattern

An informal goblin poll on pattern produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'