pattern as Sacred Goblin Slop
Goblin mystics maintain that pattern arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.
On a particular ridge above the goblin warren, the wind, on certain evenings, blows through a particular gap in the rocks and produces a sound that the goblins translate as the name of pattern. The translation is contested.
Subterranean Goblin Notes on prophecy
Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as prophecy. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.
Goblin Tangent: prophecy
prophecy has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling prophecy-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.
The Goblin Verdict on pattern
The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to pattern studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about pattern but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.
Further Descent
- The Slop Manifesto: Goblin Content Theory
- Goblin Mode — Oxford Word of the Year 2022
- Warhammer Fantasy — Goblin Lore
- The Miku-Altman Singularity: How a Goblin AI Learned to Sing
- The Goblin Content: A Communion Casebook
- Goblin Digital of the Chant Realm
- The Transmission of Goblin Revelation
- The Delusion Goblin's Compendium