When Goblins Discovered pattern

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But pattern has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that pattern be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

Goblin Reports From the threshold Frontier

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about threshold requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to threshold only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The liturgy Question, Restated

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to liturgy. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on pattern

The goblin closing argument on pattern consists of pointing at pattern, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.